The session opened up with the group trying to interrogate the newly captured witch. After some threats and bargaining the group got no where with the cackling fiend. She refused to talk and only stated how she was going to kill everyone. The group hog tied her bony ass up and brought her back to the centaur village so they could deal with her. Bojack was very excited to see the reason for their curse in shackles and gave the witch to two of his trusted guards. The centaurs then threw a large festival for the group in their honor. Melfias tried convincing Bojack to lead his people to a new home near the groups fort, but he still said he would not leave in ancestral lands if there was no reason to. With the group went to sleep for the night drunk on mead and full of cockatrice.
In the middle of the night, the sound of screams began to fill the air. The group got up from their slumber and went to investigate. In the middle of the village they found many injured or dead centaurs. Bojack ran up to them saying the witch escaped and has attacked the village. Off in the distance the group could hair the familiar cackling that has been haunting their dreams. The group made haste after the eerie sound and found the source to be inside a barn.
Upon opening the door to the barn the group found the witch with a gaping wound in her neck lying in the middle of a symbol made in blood. A dark blight emanated from the symbol as if it was ready to desecrate the surrounding land. This was the witches parting gift for the group. Melfias was able to slow down the spread of the blight by dispelling some of its magic, but the ritual had already been completed and the blight was still there. The group went out to tell Bojack of the situation. The group believed the centaurs should leave this land while they still had time and they should burn down the town as the blight feeds off of life. If the group burned everything around the source of the blight, then the blight might not be able to feed its self and die out. Bojack agreed that they needed to move, but still relented about moving near Cragmaw castle. He said it would be up to the village elders. They would call a meeting to discuss their future plans. As for this night the group and the centaurs worked on evacuating the village for the night.
The night morning after helping the centaurs flee the blight the group decided it was time to head to Watersdeep and try to get that sweet inheritance from those brothers the killed a few weeks back. Since this was also the home of Melfias he figured he might as well go see his parents for the first time in many years.
Upon arriving Melias and Allora devised a plan to go to the bank with the needed paperwork to try and claim the 50k of gold inheritance. Melfias would dress up like the family lawyer, Dr jew lawyer Jaruselestien and Allora would dress up as one of the brothers and wear their face as a mask. Upon arriving at the bank the teller said everything seems to be in order, but per the wills wishes there must be a notary present as well as the brothers remaining aunts and uncles, which only 1 of each still survived. Melfias tried to be sly and saying how the brother did not get along wiht his family and only wished to have the gold now and be done with this endevor, but it did not work and the teller demanded that this happen to get any gold. Melfias and Allora left the bank and Melfias called up an old friend of his who was a notary. During the meet up Melfias told him to just do this normal notary job for his friend and don't do anything out of the norm. Allora gave him 1000 gold that was fake and which hopefully the guy did not notice its legitimacy. The next step were to get someone to play the aunt and the uncle. Galthetes jumped up at the opportunity to play the aunt, which was kinda weird, as not much excites Galthetes other then money. Krangor agreed to play the uncle.
The group had never seen Galthetes as excited as when he got to put on his new corset and fake boobs. Maybe this was a side of Galthetes that has just been waiting to burst out. The group with their fancy new disguises went back to the bank to begin the will reading. Galthetes and Krangor bickered with each other like an old married couple which made the whole scene very believable. They also fought with Allora to show the family dysfunction. The bank teller allowed the notary and the fake family into a private room so he could read the will. During the reading of the will it was obvious that the writer of it had great disdain for the aunt as she was not allowed to touch anything and especially not the china. Wonder what kind of crazy bitch we were impersonating. Galthetes seemed to take offense for the real aunt as he was not pleased he could not see the china. Once everything was read the notary started to get an inkling of what was going on and demanded a bigger cut once he saw the group was about to get 50k. After some negotiations the group agreed to give him 3k if he could get the money that night.
The group went and rented a hotel near by as a meeting place to make the transfer. While the group waited Melfias decided to go and introduce his new friends to his family whom he had seen since he set out on this adventure many years ago. Upon arriving Melfias mother, Melfia, was very excited to see him. Melfias was obviously a mamas boy as they got along quite well and shared many of the same flamboyant mannerisms. After some small talk and catching up Melfias decided to go and talk with his Dad, whom he did not get along with. He Dad was gruff, ruthless, and business like at all times. He welcomes Melfias and then made comments about his friends and his life style. Melfias tried to convince his dad that he did not have to keep selling fairy dust to people to survive and could go into other drug trades like milk weed and pixie powder. Melfias dad, Vistar, scoffed at these remarks and said they know the fair dust trade and unless Melfias can offer something better this would be the trade they were in. Melfias agreed to help his family get their business back together by getting them some new connects, but demanded to be part owner of the business and for the drugs that they traded to be on the softer side. Vistar agreed and Melfias and the group set out back to the hotel to deal with the inheritance.
Back at the hotel the notary arrived, but seemed very worried. He began talking with the group and gave them 30k. The group could tell something was wrong. The notary said he didn't have enough time to get it all and nothing was wrong. The group threatened his life and his families life. The notary would not relent and said he could get the rst of the money the next day. The group elt him go and said if he did not return or pulled anything funny they would kill him. They also sent Allora behind him. When the notary left the hotel he began communicating with someone using a scrying stone and said that the group had taken the money but it was starting to get scary for him. He then disappeared into the crowd.
The next day the group left Hooty and Pantherny as scouts around the building to watch for anything suspicious. Eventually they saw police guards start walking to the hotel with the notary in tow. Stuff was about to get serious. The group had planned on an escape path in case things got hair, cause it looks like shit could be going down soon…
NEXT TIME ON VORPAL BLADEZ ZZZZZZ!!!!! DID THE NOTARY FUCK THE GROUP OVER… YA PROB! WILL THE CENTAURS HURRY THE HELL UP AND MAKE UP THEIR MIND ABOUT MOVING!!!11 WHO NEEDS A WEEK TO CALL A MEETING WHILE THEIR VILLAGE IS ENGULFED BY BLIGHT!? MELFIAS MAY BE A MAMAS BOY BUT HE JUST AS MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE AS HIS DAD LETS NOT KID OURSELVES. OYA GOB ROLLED A 20 HISTORY CHECK IN A LIBRARY SEARCHING FOR GIANT INFO SO NOW WE BASICALLY KNOW EVERYTHING EVER ABOUT GIANTS WOOOOOO!!!1