Guest appearance by our good friends Alexa and alcohol for this session
The session began with the group flying towards the location of the fire giants head quarters. Along their travels the airship was hit by a ballista bolt. The group used evasive maneuvers to run away from the source of the attack. Further along their path they began to get close to the known location of the fire giants base. They saw a clearing near by that they could land their ship as the whether had started to take a turn for the worse. Upon getting to the clearing they noticed many tracks leading down a path. Fox was able to identify the tracks as those belonging to yakpeople. The weather outside began to turn to a snow storm and the party needed shelter. The group followed the tracks and were thankfully led to a very granola crunchy village of cow people were they could hopefully hide from the harsh snowy conditions.
Upon arriving they were greeted as friends and told to go to the main hut to visit the yakpeople's chief. Upon arriving they met the chief who was a great host. He offered them shelter in his hut and food and drink for the night. The group asked the chief about the fire giants and she claimed to know nothing of them. He did mention a group of dwarves they kept bugging them and the group offered their service to take of the issue for them. The chief said how considerate that was and again asked the group to drink and eat, which they did. In the middle of their feast Krangor all of the sudden passed out on the table. Galthetes and Fox also began to feel sick. Noticing something was starting to go wrong Melfias asked the chieftain if he had poisoned their food. The chieftain said no you guys must just be tired and sick from the journey, but Melfias could tell that was bullshit. He then cast hypnotic pattern on the chieftain and the two wives, but was only able to affect one of the wives. The rest of the group figured out what as going on as well and sprang into action. Gansett cast hold person on the chieftain and the other non hypnotized wife, but was only able to affect the chieftain. The other wife ran with all her might for the door. Her target seemed to be a gong alarm located just outside the door. Galthetes tried to grab her to no avail. Gob tried to slow her down, but he is weak as well and had no affect. Luckily, Dr Panthony MD was able to lunge and pounce on the fleeing yak woman just as she reached the exit. Fox and Pathony slowly dragged her back into the hut and played it off to the yak people outside like they were just trying to help her. Once inside, the group then restrained all three yakpeople. In the back of the room they noticed a secret compartment and opened it up to find four cages. In the cages were 3 male and 1 female naked moon elves. One of the male moon elves was dead. They pleaded for help getting out of the cages. The group opened up the cages and the moon elves started to tell them about the yak village. This was a village of yak people that took slaves into mine and work the shitty jobs of the village. The female elf was of nobility of the moon elves and asked for an escort back to her home.
The group searched the prison room some more and found another secret room which had 4 chests in it. Galthetes went to work opening the chest and trying to take as much of the contents as possible. Inside the first chest they found ~4400 gp which Galthetes tried to steal about ~3400 worth cause he is a dick. The group noticed and agreed to let him keep 1k to make him happy while they split the rest. They also found a djinn jug and some weapons. They told the slaves to take the weapons because it was time to emancipate them selves. Melfias, wanting to rouse the elves and the group as a whole, gave one of his finest speeches about this being their independence day. He used his skeletal band to add some phat drum beats to make the speech have some real affect. With the slaves armed and ready to fight the group returned to the chieftain. Kragnor cast zone of truth on her and began to question her. They found that the yakpeople did know about the fire giants and that the entrance was very close. From there on the chieftain got evasive with her answers.
The group knew they were going to have to fight their way out of this place as they had the chieftain tide up and were trying to free slaves. Galthetes restrained the chieftain and put his blade to her neck and the group walked outside. Melfias called out to all the yak folk to put down their arms, free their slaves, and get out of their way or they would kill the chieftain and burn down their village. Some of the yak folk complied and ran away, but many didnt. The yak folk began slaughtering the slaves. Soon after an arrow came and hit Melfias in the leg. Gansett released a fire ball at the house from where it came from. Krangor saw a close by yakperson killing slaves and was not pleased and set off to rectify the sitaution. As he got closer to the yakpeople mercilessly killing the slaves and was about to strike, he was banished from this realm of existence. Gob knew the person that cast the banishment had to be close to where Krangor was and launch another fire ball at another straw house. Melfias saw the yak people were not complying and told Galthetes to take care of the chief. Galthetes had a grin of pleasure creep upon his face as he slid his cutlass slowly across the trachea of the treacherous bitch of a yak chief.
Pantony and Fox saw a group of yak people hiding behind a fence getting ready to launch an attack so they decided to put a stop to that. They ran over to the group of huddled up yaks people and launched some arrows to the face of the most noble looking of the bunch. Panthony climbed the fence and pounced down onto the yak noble. The yak people fought back and were able to kill Panthony sending his spirit back to nature. The group hearing the cries of the dying panther ran over to help their friends and unleash their assault. Gob, feeling as mischievous as ever, called upon the power of his wand of wonder to see what would happen. In a blink of an eye the entire area were surround by a dense cloud of butterflies. It was so thick that no one could see where they were going or who they were attacking. Gansett tried to shot at the known location of one of the yak people, but instead hit Krangor. Fox also released an arrow, which also hit Kragnor.
With the cover of the butterflies the remaining living yak people ran away. The group ended their pursuit and went back and to help out the slave noble. Fox decided this was an appropriate time to hit on the naked moon elves. Using all the charm she could muster she began to indiscriminately try to bang anything that was within talking distance. Sadly for her she looks and smells like an unkempt hippy. The group brought the elves back to their air ship and they began to fly to the location to drop of the elf noble. Fox while on the air ship began to hit on the moon elves some more. She asked them if their dicks were big enough to be classified as a weapon and if they could use a bonus action to attack. She then demanded that everyone get naked so she could see how big everyone's dick was. Only Melfias and Krangor complied over which it was discovered that Melfias's was a very impressive 10 inches while Krangor's a very sturdy gentleman's 6. Fox then began to eye up the moon elves, but they did not take to kindly to that. Fox again tried to coax one into her room, but she was not persuasive enough to seal the deal. To break the awkward silence of the public rejection Fox pulled out her jar of finger nails and asked if they had ever seen anything like these. The moon elves were repulsed and tried to go to a different part of the ship. Sadly, the ship was not that large and they had no where to hide.
The ship, to the moon elves delight, finally arrived at a waterfall where the everyone got off at. Upon getting there a bunch of other elves arrived and said they would take the elf noble from there. The noble thanked the group and wished them safe travels. Fox asked if the would get any reward for bringing her to her people. The elf lady said she was sorry she had nothing to offer other then gratitude. Fox was not pleased. The eld noble said they could sleep peacefully under the water fall until morning. The group took the lady up on her offer and when they woke everyone but Fox found a charm of giant slaying in their back packs. The group having now rested were ready to finally get back on the path to the fire giants home base. They went back to the yak people town and found a giant set of adamantite doors. Who knows what horrors would lie ahead.
NEXT TIME ON VBZ!!!111 THE GROUP FINALLY I THINK GET TO GO INSIDE THE FIRE BASE!! WHAT HORRORS WILL THEY FIND INSIDE!?!! WILL FOX EVER GET LAID AND FIND SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY LIKES HER?! WILL ALEXA EVER COME TO ANOTHER SESSION AGAIN?!? FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE NEXT TIME ON VBZ!!!!