Stowed-ton Adventures

5/18/17 Fourth Session
Crawgmaw castle 1st half and Gob does a hell of a Job

The session opened up with the group meeting Gob, the high elf illusion mage, along the road and him deciding we seemed decent enough and could lead to some exciting stories. The group continued on the path to Cragmaw Castle. From the outside of the castle Fox and Allora decided to stealthily look into the windows of the castle to see what they could view inside. They saw some hobgoblins and bug bears and an alter where a few robed goblins were praying to their god, M[gfdyguidhgdfhgjkdsgsh. They also noticed a side door that might be a worth while way to get into the castle without being detected. Gob their new friend created an illusion at one of the windows so that the group was able to sneak by undetected.  Allora picked the lock to the door and then Allora, Fox, Pantherny, and Gobs best friend Hooty went up to the roof to scout what was going on inside. 

At the roof they used a crowbar to pull up some planks and peak their heads in. Soon after Panthery was able to smell owl and started to get excited. The group though he was smelling hooty.. little did they know how wrong they were. 

The main group continued on deeper into the castle while being directed by the scout team. They eventually found a bunch of barred up doors and Krangor had to use his might to break them down. The continued down the hall to another room with barred doors. They knew there were some sort of beasts inside and without a second though Krangor broke that door down as well. 

Inside stood 2 giant Owlbears and 6 little bitch ass bearowls. Seeing as how the Owlbear was part owl the group thought it would be a good idea to send fragile Hooty into the room with the owl bears to try and become friends. As hooty was just an owl and not a diplomat it did not go very well. As a last ditch effort Fox tried to use her animal acumen with them but it just pissed them off more. It was time for battle.

Krangor stood in the door way at the choke point as to try and tank the owl bears. It was very cramped and hard for the rest of the group to get any action so they all feel back and readied actions. All of the owl beasts tried to attack Krangor but only the little shitty bear owls were able to cause any damage. Soon after Gob used his bad ass bless to help out Krangor, Fox, Galthetes, and Allora. Melfias tried to faire fire the group of owl beasts, but as per tradition it missed. 

With the group backed up into a more open area the owl beasts made chase and began to get slaughtered. Krangor struck one and released his divine smite in its face. Allora sneak attacked another and really cause some pain. Fox and Galthetes also attacked the shit out of them. Gob used fire bolt to try to bring them down. Melfias sang his songs and sucked. One of the owl bears thought it would be a great idea to leap over the main group and try to crush Gob who was chilling in the back. Luckily, he failed miserable and smashed his face in the ground. The rest of the group ganged up and destroyed his soul. With the big owlbears taken cared of the group went after the stupid annoying bearowls and ruined them quickly. They then checked out the room from wince they came from for treasure.

Inside Gob and Galthetes noticed a treasure up high near the ceiling and they tried to slyly devise some way to steal it from the group. After spending about 5 mins trying to come up with some silly reason of why they needed to go to the roof Allora noticed the treasure as well and, to Gob and Galthetes dismay, the group decided to share its contents. They found some gold, potions, and scrolls.  They then continued on deeper into the castle.

In the next room Krangor and Melfias went into talk to the lone Goblin they saw. Melfias, with the help of Gobs illusions, tried to act as a harbinger from the goblin god Mahasioughiuhreqgiuavguixc. The goblin did not buy it and started to try and run away. Krangor chased him down and tackled him. The other 2 unseen hobgoblins in the room fired upon Melfias hurting him quite bad. The group rushed in and took care of them easily. The goblin that Krangor had tackled refused to help the group and instead called to its master that we were there. The master talked from his enclosed room saying we were all going to die. The group could hear footsteps coming for their room as their toughest battle yet was about to start.

There were 3 entrances into the room and the group was basically surrounded. Galtheres went to one entrance to hold them off, Krangor went to another, and Melfias stupidly stood in front of the last. The group quickly disposed of the first two enemies to show their faces, but little did they know there were many more behind them. Also, the bugbear king, his wolf, and drow companion came from their room to join in the onslaught. 

Gob tried to take care of these 3 new enemies by hitting them with grease which was pretty effective. It made all of them trip up and go prone. Sadly, right after doing such an awesome spell a hobgolin came in and crit smashed Gobs face in. He dropped harder then the Falcons win chances with 2:12 left in the 3rd quarter of a certain football game. 

Soon after they went after their next easy target… Melfias. Little did they know that knocking him out would have little to no effect on the outcome of the battle cause he had done shit the whole time anyways. But ya Melfias got BTFO. He stabilized him self though so he has that going for him. Sometimes though I think he wishes for the cold embrace of death to take him so he does not have to live his embarrassing life as a shitty musician any longer. 

With the group down to 4 people and a panther things were not looking good. Luckily the group used all of their resolve and might and started to turn the tables. Krangor and Fox were able to bring the pain to the bugbear with a crown and he dropped soon after. Then Galthetes and Allora brought down the wolf working with the goblin assholes. All this time a worm monster thing had been trying to attack Fox and just kept missing cause Fox has mad skillz. The group slowly but surely and by the skin of their teeth one by one killed the rest of the group of enemies. After the fight the group saw the dwarven brother being held captive in the room the bugbear came from. Exhausted they said fuck it lets take a 10 min rest before we talk to this asshole. And rest they did and it was the sweetest of rest for it was the rest that comes after victory that so closely was not.

NEXT TIME ON STOWEDTON ADVENTURES…. WILL THE GROUP HAVE PTSD CAUSE THEY ALMOST WIPED? WHAT WILL THEY SAY TO THIS DWARF. HE BETTER HAVE SOME GOOD DAMN ANSWERS AFTER THE GROUP WENT THROUGH A TON OF BULLSHIT TO SAVE HIM. WILL MELFIAS EVER GET A SPELL OFF THAT WORKS? HOW DOES FOX KEEP DODGING PEOPLE? IS SHE TAKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS LIKE DEER ANTLER AND ELEPHANT TESTICLE? FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO THESES QUESTIONS AND MORE NEXT TIME ON STWOEDTOWN ADVENTURES Z!!!!

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5/4/17 Third Session
Dont fuck with Dragons

(warning I had written up a very detailed rebrand basement section then my computer lost it. I really did not want to rewrite the whole thing. Sorry here is a shorter version)

 

This session began with the group needing to clear out one more room in the Redbrand basement. The group put on their capes on, picked the lock to the door, and inside found 4 bug bears beating the shit out of a poor little goblin. The group tried to pretend to have been sent by Teddy, but the bugbears could smell their bullshit so Melfias initiated combat by casting Fearie Fire.  It went terribly. All the bugbears were able to dodge the spell and the only one affected was poor Kragnor who now lit up like a survivor of the Chernobyl disaster. The bug bears surrounded him and beat him within one inch of his life. The group realized they were fighting in tight quarters and ran back into a more open room. The bug bears followed all excited cuase they were currently winning the battle. BUT The tide was about to turn. As soon as they walked into the new room Hermoine paralyzed the shit out of two of them and made another go to sleep. Melfias trying to be an over confident dick tried to play with his food and suggested to one of the bug bears to go look in the monster pit for the run away goblin, hoping the monster inside would eat him. That did not happen. The rest of the group surrounded the paralyzed bugbears. All they could do was watch as halberds, scimitars, and daggers were slowly eviscerating their bodies. The group tore apart the two paralyzed bug bears. At Melfias' suggestion Krangor went off to go and push the bug bear near the monster into the actual pit. It did not go so well and broke his hypnosis and he attacked Krangor knocking him unconcience. Hermoine seeing this happen knew she had to defend her man. She conjured a fire bolt and blasted the bug bears face and dropped him. The rest of the group interrogated the sleeping bug bear who gave very little info and then killed him. They then went and talked to the poor pathetic goblin whose name was Droopy. He had no friends and was a sexual slave for the redbrands in the basement. The group took pity on droopy and Fox asked if he can come wiht us. The group agreed. Melfias then played a bitchin solo on his pan flute to make Droopy feel better and Melfias got his first groupy. 

Krnagor was healed soon after by Melfias and he noticed a treasure box in the monsters pit. Melfias made a deal with the monster to give him bodies for food in exchange for the treasure box. Inside was a Talon Halberd! Krangor took the halberd knowing this was his first magical item ever and he would go on to slay many foes and have great adventures with it!

The group knew it was time to leave and headed back to town. There they went to the mayors house and told him of what they had done to the Redbrands. He was not pleased. Sildar was also there and he was very excited. The group told him about the spider symbol and about glass staff. Sildar went to do more reaserch on this stuff and told the group to go and find a druid at a run down town to get info on Cragmaw Castle.

The group decided to call it a night and went to sleep in their rooms. When Galthetes woke up he found a note signed by TTG to meet him in a back alley behind the inn. Galthetes decided to go and to bring Krangor with him. The rest of the group would be near by in case anything went down. While there Galthetes met two figures in hooded cloaks. They said they had been the ons that really stole his money and they left the red cloth there to give him incentive to go and kill the Redbrands. They gave him back his 29 measly gold. They also said there were prices on his and Alloras head. They wanted Galthetes to work with them to keep the town safe. Galthetes did not trust this but had no real choice and decided to help them out. They said that we should go to Cragmaw castle as well. 

The group packed up their belongs and headed to the town where the lone druid was with no issue. When they arrived they could sense undead, humans, and see a vacant village with a large tower in the back. They decided to head to sneak up to the large tower. When they got close enough they could see a green dragon sitting atop the tower. As Krangor knew draconic the group decided that he should be the one to go and talk to him. He asked the dragon about the druid they were looking for and he said that he had been by recently. They also did not notice this dragon starting to smirk more and more as he gained the groups trust. The dragon invited the group into his tower for a nice friendly dinner and the group being a bunch of dumb asses decided sure why not go eat dinner up close with a dragon who smirks a bunch. 

Inside the group was sat at the finest run down table they had ever seen, with broken chairs and beautiful run down tower decor. The chef dragon offered the best stale bread and rancid milk the world had ever seen. This was a glorious dinner that the dragon obviously put a ton of time in planning for. The dragon was so sweet he even allowed Allora to get up REALLLLLLL close so that she make take some of his venom. The group again found this to be A-OK and got together and watched with excitement as Allora got right next to his mouth to get some of the venomous drippings. Just when Allora was about to get her first drop into the vial… the dragon became not so friendly anymore. It unleashed a huge acid breath attack on the group of dumb asses and melted everyones face off with highly corrosive acid. The only one to survive was Fox who was soon after chased down and destroyed as well.

Well that is the story of a group of dicks that enjoyed beheading anyone that crossed their path, that did a whole bunch of awesome shit, and then got raped in about 5 secs of hanging out with a dragon. THE END. THE SHOW IS OVER!

….or is it….

Out of no where, Krangors fancy new halberd which he never even got to swing, began to glow and shattered into a million pieces. Time magically reversed and the group found them selves back at the beginning of when they first got to town. The group had become slightly wiser and now had a severe case of PSTD of dragons. The group vowed to never go and eat with a dragon again even if it pinky squared double dog promised not to breath weapon their faces.

The group this time started to look into the other houses it had ignored before. Inside one of them they found an old man by peering into his window. The old man peered back very confusingly. The group asked if he was a druid and he said he was. The group introduced them selves and said they heard he could help them get to Cragmaw castle. The druid agreed he could help, but he wanted the group to go and kill the near by dragon on the tower. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON THE GROUP DEBATED FOR ABOUT 10 MINS IF THIS WAS A VIABLE AND OK THING TO DO. IT WAS NOT. THEY OBVIOUSLY HAD LEARNED NOTHING AND WAS WILLING TO WASTE THIER SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE. LUCKILY, the group said they could not do that at all and mentioned that they wanted to go and rescue the dwarf brothers and had talked to Sildar. This made the druids ears perk up and he agreed to help. He gave the group the exact location of the castle, a map, and some other detials, and like that the group was off again.

On their way to the castle the group was attacked by a group of 6 hobgoblins. After their embarrassment at the last area, they were they were determined to redeem them selves by cleaving the faces off all these hobgoblins. Even Droopy got in on the action. The Hobgoblins started things off by rushing up to attack poor Hermoine and Fox. They missed luckily and those two released their counter attacks. Hermoine paralyzed two of them and shocking grasped another that tried to attack her. Fox sent her new bad ass panther Panthery to attack another one. She fired arrows into thier skull. Krangor and Galthetes and Allora jammed their weappons really far up their collective assholes. Melfias did his stuff… you know singing, healing, and debuffing and shit. Whatever that fruit who does no damage likes to do. The group ruined these hobgoblins day. They received another map to Cragmaw castle… but they really didnt need it. The group ended their night at the steps of the castle ready to fight the dangers inside…..

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z… CRAGMAW CASTLEHAS THE GROUP REALLY LEARNED TO NOT HAVE SIT DOWN DINNERS WITH DRAGONS? MAYBE HOPEFULLY LEVEL 4??? PROB NOT. ARE ALLORA AND GALTHETES REALLY ONLY WORTH A 50 GP BOUNTY COMBINED? THATS PRETTY LOW. THEY MUST BE SHITTY THIEVES. HOW ABOUT THAT AWFUL PICTURE OF MELFIAS ON HIS WANTED POSTED. HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THAT. I HEAR HE IS A WARM AND GENTLE LOVER AS WELL. DOES KRANGOR REALLY LIKE CHILDREN OR DOES HE JUST PRETEND TO TO GET INTO HERMONIES PANTS? DOES HERMOINE EVEN WEAR PANTS? THAT HAS NOT BEEN DISCUSSED AND TECHNICALLY SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON NOT WEARING ARMOR AND ONLY ROBES ARE LISTED ON HER CHARACTER SHEET… ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED ON THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!

 

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4/22/17 Second Session (Marathon)
First time in Town, killing orcs, and meeting the red assholes

This session started out with everyone reaching level 2. Hazzah! We also were finally able to take our new Human friend, Sildar Hallwinter, whom we saved from the goblin cave to StowedTon with us. 

When we arrived, Sildar told us about the happenings of the town and the surrounding areas. There was a mage , Iarno Albrek, who was sent by the Lord's Alliance to set up shop at the town and help restore order, but he has not been seen in a while. Also, there was a mine, Wave Cave Echo, which MAY OR MAY NOT  be filled with magical items. To get to the mine, Sildar said that we should find the dwarf, Gundren Rockseeker as he has a map of the location of Wave Cave Echo. Sildar said hat he heard Klarg and the goblin gang talking about sending Gundren to Cragmaw Castle. Sildar then said that he would go into town to get some more information and to get us our damn money that is owed for delivering the goods and saving his dumb HUMAN  ass from the goblins.

Inside the town the group decided that they wanted to do a few things. Melfias decided to go and visit a local temple to see if he could begin training as a cleric. The cleric was a bit eccentric and some loved her while others seemed to fear her.  She said she would teach Melfias in the ways of the cleric if he went and did some tasks for her like getting rid of the red asshole guild that had taken over the town. 

Fox decided that her vial of nail clippings must be the most important discovery since sliced bread and wanted to talk to whoever would listen to her about them. She heard of an old wizard who could maybe give her some answers about them.  When she showed him the clippings he looked at her like she was deep down in the autistic spectrum and said to get out of his shop. Fox threatened him and demanded answers. She apparently forgot this guy was an old ass wizard and he owned her face hard with some paralyze magic. Luckily Melfias was near by and heard the commotion, apologized for his special friend, and dragged a stiff as a board Fox out of the wizards shop. 

Hermoine took her time to go study books. Huge shock. While studying Galthetes was interested in doing some research on a handkerchief he found with a wizards name on it. Hermoine tried to look this person up in the library and did find some info. He was a very old mage who may be dead now. He had some dealings with a Lich and has not been seen in many years. It didnt give Galthetes all of his answers, but it gave him a place to start. Hermoine continued her studies and read up about the local fauna in the area. 

Allora heard about a bank in town and wanted to go scope it out to see if there were any weaknesses in its security. She also found out that is where the head of the town lived. She did not find anything super helpful, but she at least had a target for her next robbery.

Krangor helped bring the cart into town and started to realize the town was filled with many children without homes which made him angry.

After the group did their individual tasks the group decided to go to bulbuss supply shop and bring them the merchant cart. The guy paid everyone for their services and was happy to have all the materials to help the town. He told the party of a nice inn to stay at that had excellent duck. He also said to go and visit the town master as he might have some work for us.

We decided to go to the town master who was a very skittish man. There was a poster of wanted orcs on the wall and the group inquired about it. He gave us a general location in the Krag and we also heard there might be a map there to the magical mine. Weirdly after accepting the job he told us whatever we do, do not mess with the red ass hole clan. This was a very odd request and made messing with the red ass holes a top priorities of the groups… after the orcs.  While there Fox and Allora decided to check the inside of the building out seeing if they could find a safe or where any money was stored. They could not. Fox decided to loiter around the outside of the building to scope it out some more and was awkwardly seen by the town master. She did a shitty job playing it off but the town master was a little bitch and was not going to call her out on it. 

The group then decided to go to the local inn and ask the towns people about the orcs and the red asshole thieves. Inside they met a man and a bar tender who told them that they did not know much about the orcs but there were a band of them and the general location. We also found out that everyone hated the red asshole clan and that they might be holding something over the mayor and that is why he did not want us to attack them. Soon after the bartender asked if we would like to hear a nice story from the local bard. Melfias was pumped as he appreciated very much seeing the craft of other bards.

A rickety old bard appeared and began to tell a story of an ancient evil that lives beneath the town and the legend of a group that stopped his evil once before. They used 3 stones, one each located in a different near by town to help in their fight. Ominous? foreshadowing? only time will tell

After that everyone decided it was time for bed. Melfias paid for rooms drinks, and food for everyone cause he is a boss and everyone else was poor as shit. Krangor and Hermoine got their own room where THEY. GOT. IT. ON. Galthetes demanded to have his own room cause he doesnt even trust his own shadow. Fox attempted to sleep with Melfias, but he did not trust her as they just met and she could be a gold digger trying to get some of his golden sperm to make an anchor baby. He got 4 hookers instead. Fox and Allora ended up sleeping with each other. MEOW!

In the middle of the night Galthetes woke up to find that all of his precious gold had gone missing. In a fit of rage he bashed open Alloras door and blamed her for the theft. She said hey fuck you I didnt take it I wouldnt waste my thief talents on a measly 25 gold that you had. He thought that actually made sense and went to wake up Melfias. When the door was opened the 4 fully pleased hookers were startled and ran away. Melfias angrily asked what was wrong and once Galthetes told him he said to ask Allora to go check him room out as she was good at that kinda stuff. In his room they found a piece of red cloth which obviously belonged to the red asshole club. Galthetes was ready to go and rip the town apart for his 25 gold. The group calmed him down reminded him they had already promised to go and kill the orcs . They promised that after the orcs were taken cared of they would come back and take care of the red douche bags. Galthetes reluctantly agreed. 

The next day the group got ready for their journey. They bought supplies before they left and Allora got some nice tools for thieving. The group rented a wagon and set off for their adventure. 

The group was soon attacked by a bunch of dumb ass mosquitoes. Melfias and Hermoine had the great idea of making an illusion of a dead animal that was on fire that the mosquitos might be interested in. They were for a bit till they realized it was fake and then they went back after the group.  The group then wrecked their shit and Fox was able to extract some poison from the mosquitoes for Allora. They continued on.

Next they were interrupted by a giant ogre holding a tree trunk as a weapon. Melfias tried to bargain with him by offering him a mace and 5 shineys. He didnt take it and it was a mistake…. for the ogre. Hermoine then made an illusionary chest filled with treasure to distract the Ogre. When the orge went to grab from the chest the group stabbed the ever living shit out of him. It was a blood bath. Krangor made him explode into a radiant mist with his divine smite. The ogres whore of a wife heard the commotion and saw the death of her husband, and in a rage she charged the group. Soon she met the same fate as her dim witted husband. An entire family killed in an instant. For good measure they took the orges head cause he wasnt going to need it anyways. They continued on. 

Soon they found tracks that looked like they belonged to orcs. Fox was able to track them back to a cave. Out side the cave was one lone orc on watch. Fox, Allora, and Galthetes tried to sneak up to the orc to capture him for interrogation. Galthetes was seen and the orc tried to make a break for the cave. Hemoine put that sucka to sleep in a blink of an eye. The group caught up to the sleeping orc and tied him up. They then questioned him about who and what was inside the cave. He was not that helpful and for his actions the group also took his head. 

Soon the group positioned them selves outside the cave and Allora took point as she usually does to scout the area ahead. Inside she found a group of 6 orcs, another ogre, and a lead orc. She got their attention and ran out of the cave while leaving ball bearings at the entrance. The ogre was the first to run out and he met his fate very quickly. The rest of the orc group were behind him. One slipped on the ball bearings while the rest poured out the cave. They surrounded Galthetes and knocked his ass out. The rest of the group was luckily able to fend them off and kill all of the orcs. They then went and as a trophy and proof of the kill took the orc leaders head. They then went and filled their pockets with all the treasurer and gold that they could. They sadly inside in the cave did not find a map or a dwarven brother.

Victorious the group headed back to town. Along the way the group decided to play a bit of victory stump and get drunk. A strange person appeared, and played with them.  The group was excited and didnt care and agreed to let him play. The group did all they could to fuck Melfias out of the game as quick as possible and it worked. Slowly it dwindled down until only Krangor and the strange man were left. The strange man was able to win the game, but as a parting gift for how Krangor played he gave him a magical mug that filled with beer once the keeper of the mug said stump. He then vanished. Weird. The group continued along their path.

There were some road blocks along the way like some wolves who wanted a piece, but Fox calmed them down and made them turn away. They made the right choice. They would have made a fine coat. When they got back to town they gave the master of the town the head and told him his issues were dealt with. For doing this the group got more gold and LEVELED UP TO 3!!!!!

Everyone got trained in new bad ass skills, hit points were raising, people were getting naked having sex in the streets. shit gets wild when people hit level 3! After that was done the group decided it was time to deal with the red band of dingalings. They were told they frequent the sleeping giant inn. The group headed there to investigate.

At the inn Allora wanted to use her new awesome grappling hook to climb up to the attic of the inn to see what was going on. Fox also snuck into the in through the back door. Allora was able to find some red cloaks that could be used as disguises. After waiting a while and getting bored the rest of the group decided to barge in and start to try and party with the crew of red fuckers. They were able to gain their trust by showing them this awesome new mug they had and bringing in a bunch of women for them to enjoy. They started to spill all their secrets like where they head quarters was, who their leaders were, and how they were holding the town hostage. The party then asked if they could join the group. The red uncle fuckers went and got their lead recruiter, Jim. He came back and gave the party a stupid hard task to join their crew that was never going to happen. For his dumb behavior the party decided it was time to end this night of fun and kill everyone. Melfias put the magic kill sign above Jims head and the group got ready to fight. During this time Fox wanted to go and scout ahead at the head quarters to see what she could find. 

While scouting at the head quarters Fox could hear the whimpers of what sounded like some sort of cat like animal. She got excited as she loves cats. She decided it would be best if the rest of the group was here before she went exploring further and she headed back to the Inn.

At the inn a brawl was happening. Hermoine was paralyzing people and Krangor was fucking them up. Galthetes was slicing dudes in half. Allora was sneaking around stabbing bitches in the face. But Melfias.. he was getting a little too excited. After killing the leader, Jim, and a few others Melfias deiced to intimate the rest of the group into a surrender by showing them the bag of heads the group had collected. They did and he had them all tied up. He began interrogating them one by one demanding to know what was at their head quarters, what traps there were, etc. and if people were to slow to answer he killed them. He killed 3 of them very quickly which made the last one start to have a panic attack. Melfias demanded a map of the house be drawn, but all he could do was scribble. Melfias had enough of his shit and kill him as well. With the little new info the group got they headed over to the red bitch club house. They ran in to Fox along the way.

Fox showed them the doorway she used to get into the house and the group began exploring. Going in the direction of the cat cause Fox was all giddy about finding a kitty. In the first room they found 3 coffins which they of coarse decided needed to be open so they could steal from the dead. The inhabitants of the coffins were not impressed and 3 skeletons attacked. They were wrecked in the face. The group continued on. 

They soon found a room filled with arms and armor. They kill the guys in the room and took what they wanted and continued on. The next room was a room filled with soldiers gambling. Using the red cloaks that Allora had collected from the attic of the sleeping giant inn the group disguised them selves to take part of the game. Allora tried to use her weighted dice to take advantage of the game… but it didnt work to well. As a way to make up for her mistake in cheating all of the red shit bricks had to die. And die they did. Allora got all her money back and then some. The group continued on.

In a secret hall, the call of the kitty cat began to grow louder. Fox could feel its presence was close. She soon found a fake wall and a secret rom behind it. There in a cage stood the most magnificent beast she had ever laid eyes on, Panthey the black panther. She called him down and released him from his cage. The panther was grateful but not ready to fight yet. He followed the group around as he did not know what else to do. 

The group continued into a secret basement room that was huge and had a ravine in the middle with a bridge. On the other side of the bridge hidden behind a pillar, Allora saw a mysterious figure. Using telepathy the figure told her if she left him alone she would give her gold. She accepted and she found a mysterious chest filled with gold. The group did not really  notice it and they continued on in to a bedroom that was obviously the living quarters of a wizard. They found a little mouse inside the room who ran off as soon as they entered. Inside they found some sweet items and treasurer.  They found that this was the room of the wizard Yarno, the one told to watch over the town for the trade guild. Why would that wizard have a room with the red sluts? things were starting to get interesting… and this plot is getting realll reallll thick.

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4/7/17 First Session
Creation and first Meeting

This session started with all players forming the details of their back stories. You can read each story by clicking the following links:

melfias

fox

allora

krangor

galthetes

hermoine

After this was completed and every found out who they loved, hated, and what weird trinket we started the game with and guess what they were for. Like those clippings what they hell are they going to do?

Play started with all the PCs, but fox in the town of rockton meeting with two dwarves. They had a job for the party to bring a wagon of supplies to the town of Stowed-ton. The group agreed to the task. The dwarves headed out first as they had to make arrangements at Stowed-ton while the rest of the group began travel with the wagon. 

Shortly, into their journey, Fox, noticed the traveling wagon and also the goblins waiting in ambush. Before the Goblins could attack Fox shot an arrow though one of the Goblin archers skull. The rest of the goblins began their assault of the wagon and the party got ready for a fight. Fox decided to help out the party as she recognized someone in the group and they were attacked unprovoked. 

The party beat the shit out of the 4 goblins. Hermoine shot a fire bolt right through a goblins chest, Krangor threw an axe into another ones head, and Allora got off a few sneak attacks but got slightly injured. The group kept one goblin alive who told them of a cave where they were keeping all the loot they had been stealing from passing carts. They also noticed that there were 2 dead horses in the street. They investigated the horses and realized they belong to the two dwarves that had set out to Stowed-ton ahead of them. They also saw a trailed of dragged bodies off in the direction of the cave the goblin talked about.

After much debate the group decided to go to the cave. First though, Fox wanted to scout ahead and took the goblin with her for directions to the cave and to make her aware of any traps. She found the cave which was 5 miles away. She then killed the goblin that gave her the info as he was a liability.  She ran back to the group to let them know what she had found. The group decided to head to the cave after they were able to convince Galthetes that there was money to be had in the cave and they wouldn't get paid if the people that gave them the job were dead. What a dick face.  Tony played some music to try and calm the group, but he sucked and just made the group more angry.

The group arrived at the mouth of the cave which was surround by a thick brush. Fox, Hermoine, and Allora decided to sneak up to see what they could find. They found 2 goblins in a tower and they were able to kill them before the realized what was happening. They then sent Allora up ahead to scout and see if they could find a mysterious bridge that the goblin had mentioned, that was set on fire if they found invaders. Instead she found a room with 3 wolves. Fox being the animal lover that she was went up to them to calm then down, which she gave them a red rocket, and then Krangor pulled out their chains and released them. The wolves ran out of the cave very happy.

In the back of the wolf area there was a poop chute chimney. Allora snuck up it to see what was on the other side, and there she found the bug bear who was the boss of the goblins. The group devised a plan to have Hermoine place an illusion of treasure near the poop chute to distract them while the rest of the group went to attack from behind. Krangor would guard Hermoine. When fox shot an arrow at the near by wall they knew to set off the trap. 

The rest of the group continued down the cave until they found a bridge. This must be the bridge that goes on fire they thought! The group could see a Goblin at the top of the bridge with an axe, probably to cut the bridge down. Allora decided to climb up to the top of the bridge sneak behind the goblin and attempt to take him out. She missed terribly. The other members tried to shoot arrows at th goblin. They also all missed. The goblin yelled flood and water started to rush down the cavern. Allora, fox, and Galthetes were able to climb up to the bridge with no issues, but the unathletic Melfias was not so lucky. He was not able to get up in time,but luckily was able to acrobatically dodge the rushing stream of water. He was able to get pulled up to the bridge and was safe. The only issue was that all the goblins now knew the party was there. 

Fox went and fired her arrow at the wall to signal to start the trap from Krangor and Hermoine. She next went first into the new room and saw 3 goblins ready to fire their arrows into her.  She was able to hit one of them. Next Allora entered the room and tried to attack a goblin, but missed. The goblin soon after hit her and caused a moderate injury.  Galthetes was next and went and butchered a goblin. Stabbed the mother fucker right in the face. He felt like the man. Melfias was able to go soon after and tried to viciously mock the poor goblin. Instead he complicated the goblin and the goblin felt even stronger then normal. He was able to heal up Allora which was helpful. The goblin then attempted to shoot at fox, but she dodged, returned fire, and killed another Goblin. The final goblin was taken out by an Allora sneak attack while the goblin was attacking Fox. 

Meanwhile with the other pair, Hermoine knew it was time to set her trap. She made a giant golden statue appear near the shoot and Krangor tried to sneak up behind it. Krangor is not so great at sneaking as he is a giant pally in heavy armor and was seen. The bugbear, his pet wolf, and the two goblins decided it was time to attack. Hermoine went and got into a corner with Krangor protecting her. Krangor tried to attack the bug bear but missed but was still able to protect Hermoine. Hermoine began chanting her first major spell ever, Sleep! She casted it on the bug bear and the wolf, but was only able to put the wolf to sleep, but still it was enough. With the rest of the group having taken out the 3 goblins in the other room they began to converge on the bug bear. Melfias was able to cast his first power spell as well, Dissonant whispers! The spell hurt the bug bear and made him run around wildly while giving Krangor another chance to attack… which he missed. No matter! Fox and Allora were able to storm into the room and finish off the bugbear before he could do any real damage. Then as a team building exercise everyone decided to surround the sleeping wolf and stab the shit out of him. Wolf be dead. Like really really dead. 

Krangor, the paladin, a warrior of light then decided the best coarse of action would be the cut off the fucking bugbears head to show proof to the locals that he was dead. Brutal. The group then cut off the bug bears fucking head. Allora meanwhile saw a treasure chest and went to open it. Inside she found a jade figurine, 2 health potions, and money totally about 17 gp. She snuck the 2 health potions into her pocket while Galthetes watched cause she is slick like that. He did not notice. She then showed the group the money and the figurine which was determined not to be magical. The group decided to explore the rest of the cave as they had not found who they were looking for. In another room they found one of the original dwarves they had gotten their task form. He was badly beaten and a goblin held a knife to his neck. Hermoine took the head and said to let him go or their will have the same fate as their leader. She also started to juggle a fire bolt around her fingers to show she meant real business. Melfias also made angry faces to help be intimidating. The goblin agreed if he was allowed to live and leave the cave he would let the prison go. They followed him to the mouth of the cave and he did as he said he would. The group was elated to have everything go pretty smoothly and decided to take loot the cave and bring back the supplies to the wagon. They also took a rest as they deserved one.

 

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