Stowed-ton Adventures

8/5/17 - Tenth Session

Debate, Silly Incestuous Cottontails, and GIANTS!!!

Warning I was drunk for this session so details might be… skewed…

This session began with Fox returning from her private quest of god knows what, with her warning the group of a band of giants pillaging along the country side and attacking a village. She stated that she believes the giants were headed for Stowedton and they were also killing all the trees and animals in their path. She demanded the group go right away to solve this issue, but the group had other plans. 

The rest of the group had been working diligently on making Krangor the mayor of Stowedton and they had their own problems to deal with. After claiming the goblins were people too, a family was attacked by a group of them on the road and it upset the town folk of Stowedton. The group went to investigate the attack sight and found some interesting clues. They found what looked like new bloody armor that could fit a goblin which is a very rare thing. They also found many human tracks along with goblin tracks at the site. The group decided that they should go and question the local leather smith to see what he knew.

While Melfias, Allora, and Fox went to question the leather smith, Gob was working on a secret quest from the town wizard that no one else knows about. Galthetes spent his time turning the dragon claws from Venom fang into Venom Shanks for Allora, and Krangor continued his pursuit of becoming mayor by helping out the Poor and kissing babies.

Melfias, Allora, and Fox went to visit the leather smith to get some answers. They begun questioning him on the new leather armor and everyone could sense he was holding something back. Melfias began to threaten his life for information and the leather smith start to spill like a New Orleans levee. He said that he was contracted to make the armor by the Cottontail brothers and told us where their house was. Melfias, Allora, and Fox went to go and visit these newly discovered brothers.

In the dead of night, Melfias hid outside away from where the action was, while Fox and Allora used their skills of skulduggery to break into the house. They found no one inside when they entered and began searching for information. In a desk they found a letter in a language that they could not read, but kept it as it seemed suspicious. They also found a locked safe behind a painting. They went searching for the key and found it hidden near the bed. Inside the safe they found a ledger also written in the same language as that mysterious letter and a picture of the two brothers naked, giving each other reach-arounds. The brothers were obviously very close. The group took all of the info and decided to confront the brothers when they got home. 

The next day both brothers got home and the group began their interrogation. The brothers were not giving away any answers so Melfias and Fox took it to the next level. Melfias cast hold person on one of the brothers and Fox had her panther go and place its claws next to his junk. Melfias threatened to have the panther castrate the brother unless he started to spill his info. The brother afraid to lose both his lover and brother began to speak. 

Krangor was able to translate the found letters as they were written in Draconic, which Krangor specialized in. He discovered that the Cottontail Brothers were working with the Seinfeld group of the Lords Alliance. Something foul was afoot and the group knew somehow Fatman was connected.

After this was finished it was time for the big debate. While Krangor and Gob prepared for the debate Melfias went around town to recruit people for the audience that would be on Krangors side. With that the debate began between Fatman and Kragnor!

There were many tough questions asked like what to do about the goblins, how will the town become more secure, who will benefit from the new mine, who would be better for the town between a life long resident or a new person that just showed up, and if the incoming threat of giants was real. The crowd seemed to go back and forth in their opinion on who to vote for, but in the end it seemed like slightly more people backed Fatman… for now…

To help out Krangor, the rest of the group went around and talked to local citizens showing them that they could be educated in new trades like blacksmithing and it could greatly benefit the town. It helped sway a bit of the vote. 

With 2 days before the election and the debate concluded the group went to the local newspaper and gave them the ledger, the mysterious letter, and the letter that Allora had made showing Fatman as the reason for the last mayor to leave. These letters greatly benefited Krangor as he was voted in as the new mayor of Stowedton!

The celebration was short lived as the growing threat of the giants was immanent. Krangor placed Clark the Cleric Clerk in charge of the town while he was away ,as Kragnor and the group needed to go deal with this growing menace. 

While in town celebrating Krangor was overcome with a sudden uncontrollable urge to attack Gob. Gob could sense some sort of power coming from the ring that Kragnor was wearing and he wanted it for him self. Gob cast hold person on Krangor and while he was paralyzed went and took the ring from him. He could then sense that the ring was cursed and he knew they had to do something to get rid of the curse. Melfias said they should bring the ring to his Cleric teacher. They brought the ring to hear and she agreed to remove the curse. To do so she took out a sword and put Gobs hand on a table. She then procedded to slam down with the sword as if to cut off Gobs finger but instead she tapped the ring and the curse disapated. The ring had become uncursed and felt even stronger. Gob gave the ring back to Krangor. Gob also discovered that he had a very strong repulsion to getting balls in his mouth. After this, the group packed up thier things and set foot to go and stop the giants.

The group got to the threatened town and met many new people there that were willing to help out in the coming battles against the giants. The group would have to get along with these people as for some reason they felt connected…

NEXT TIME ON VORPAL BLADES Z!!!! CAN THE GROUP GET ALONG WITH THE NEW BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH?! DID KRANGOR BECOME MAYOR AND 5 SECONDS LATER LEAVE THE TOWN BEFORE DOING ANYTHING FOR THE TOWN AND NOW CLARK IS IN CHARGE?! THEY DIDN'T VOTE HIM IN AND I COULD SEE SOME POLITICAL PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE CAUSE OF THAT! IS THE GROUP ABOUT TO POUND SOME GIANT ASS… YA DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE!! GET PUMPED FOR SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL REAL!!!

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